The
Belgravia Group have recently announced that Newcastle United will no longer have the chance to spend in this transfer window as they have ruled out the possibility of grabbing St James Park. I still do not get it why so many people, not just rich old men but also players, are interested in Newcastle. Anyway, what does this withdrawal mean? This simply means that rumours of player transfer regarding Newcastle United will have low credibility. However, the rumours still continue to spread. Newcastle boss
Glenn Roeder has been given the green light to make a £10m bid for West Brom defender
Curtis Davies. According to the traffic light dictionary, this means that this transfer is not true as the red light, which follows right after the green light, means stop to the vehicles. Also, Newcastle United is set to make a move for West Ham defender
Anton Ferdinand, who might have similar genes as
Rio Ferdinand. Will Anton join his brother to at the top ten highest transfer fess paid in the league? Rio, you had better teach your brother how to price himself as high as u.
After being burnt to black colour, Blackburn defender
Dominic Matteo might be joining Championship side Stoke. Let’s hope he do not get choked while at Stoke. Recently, the world’s civilians are saying NO to WAR. However, Blackburn does not agree with that statement and is planning to buy 3rd Liverpool left-back
Stephen WARnock for 1.5 million.
Elsewhere, Fulham boss
Chris Coleman says he will not give in to unreasonable cash demands by
Martin Jol to make winger
Wayne Routledge's loan deal permanent. I guess it’s because he has no money as Fulham is one of the poorest in the league. Hence, the sentence should be rephrase as, “…….. will not give in to cash demands by Martin Jol………” But come to think of it. Where the hell did the money gotten from selling your captain went to? Oh I get it, so you plan to get
Robert Green as your replacement as Captain. Let’s take a look at Green’s attributes for attacking. Oops, he’s a goalkeeper. Ok, this makes no sense. Moving on, Chris Coleman must had been relieve to hear that
Brian McBride has agreed to stay at Fulham by signing a new deal with them. “At least my backup for strikers is stable,” said Mr. Coleman.
Next, we look at inconsistent Middlesbrough who would be trying to solve their inconsistency. Brazilian
Fabio Rochemback has released to the media saying that he has good future at Sporting Lisbon and is ready to hold up a platcard that states “No! I do not want to play for Boro.” I feel this is a pity as I like players with nice names. Rochemback, isn’t it nice? Adding on to my “pity”, another Mr. Nice Name,
Ugo Ehiogu will complete a move to Rangers on Monday. Why Monday? Have you found a fortune teller to pick a date? I bet your name was picked by one. Also, Southgate’s worry increases as Hearts boss
Valdas Ivanauskas says keeper
Craig Gordon is not for sale. He’s just good in Scotland, but why does everybody wants him? May be his name is nice, it sounds like Groudon (Gordon). Do you managers play Pokemon?
Reading boss
Steve Coppell is looking to make the best buy of the season and has agreed a £100,000 fee for Danish teenager
Mikkel Andersen. Again, another nice name. “My name is Mikkel not Mikel,” says Mikkel. Also, West Ham will make a £6m bid for Birmingham's
Matthew Upson after having a £4m bid rejected on Thursday. See, this is what people does when they have lots of cash to spend. I bet you are jealous,
Mourinho.
Looking to Old Trafford, Manchester United have launched a £9m bid to sign Southampton star
Gareth Bale and could loan him back to Saints after signing him. This sounds familiar. Oh, Liverpool did this to sign
Mark Gonzalez too. The BLD method is getting famous. “Buy Loan Deal.”
Lastly, we will be looking at the nonsense of
Martin Jol’s rumours. Tottenham are bidding £2.5million for Benfica’s defender
Ricardo Rocha. Jol is really thinking everyone will get tricked by his January’s Fool Joke. I think it works like this, the more jokes you play the lesser the credibility. Here comes one more. Tottenham are going to sell
Teemu Tainio to Aston Villa for money. Yes money, there isn’t anything else besides money. However,
Teemu Tainio feels that he is popular not for his skills. It’s because he won the 22men.blogspot.com name of the season championship. His name can be replaced by 2Ts and the first name, Teemu produces one of the most pleasant sound to our ears. Tainio makes him sounds like a Thai Boxer. That concludes why he has the nicest name around and also concludes the end of today’s rumours.
Lalas
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